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Things People Who Lived In Face To Face Houses Can Relate To

If you’ve ever lived in the type of house we call Face to Face in Nigeria then you would certainly be able to relate to this no matter how brief you stayed.

Those who have stayed in Face me I face you can relate
1- Those who have 1stclass in gossiping, they can gossip a ghost and the ghost wont be aware
2- The ones who are very poor but produce kids like wetin I no know
3- That single sister who is very accommodating, I mean she accommodates new guys every night..what a cheerful giver
4- That sister who will never give her hair breathing space, always tying scarf
5- The most superior womanizers, this set of people don’t have taste, from fair to dark, slender, fat, tall even dwarfs
6- That one man that is always challenging the landlord cos the house has only one toilet ,like he came to this world to poo
7- The very proud ones, just because they married wives with big bum they think they should automatically earn your respect
8- That very ugly man who surprisingly has a pretty wife,sometimes one would wonder like ‘how did he even say it, like how he take toast am’
9- The Profs– These ones have refused to marry, they do all chores themselves from sweeping to washing and fetching water. They can cook all type of soups- Oha, Ogbono, Okro…name it but they can be very stingy, I mean they can trace their missing 10naira back to a thousand kilometers.
10- The borrowers- They can borrow anything salt, broom, toothpaste, tie even your life if possible. They are the only set of people who can knock on your door in the middle of the night just to say ‘Abeg una get matches

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37 Comments

  1. Itss ur man alexx-j says:

    So funny i lk dis lol

  2. anonymous says:

    very hillarious

  3. Anonymous says:

    Lol

  4. don says:

    d one dat will always come to ur house to watch movie especially zee world as if ur house is a cinema

  5. mentor says:

    i think i just agrid to dis

  6. HOMEBOY says:

    NOT THAT FUNNY BUT YOU TRY..

  7. peter says:

    nice one

  8. chinyere says:

    exactly,true talk

  9. AMINU ALFA says:

    good one

  10. Anonymous says:

    Modenise

  11. Bewise says:

    So so funny….Lolzz

  12. Mc Philipo says:

    I beg una go kill pesin o..

  13. edumson says:

    lols! mek una no kill me.

  14. Babahjajah says:

    Because they dont want to give , they will be like my mother have counted the salt

  15. godswill e says:

    O boy I dope ooo

  16. TOBI says:

    True Talk

  17. Anonymous says:

    DAT 9C

  18. i_am_goodies says:

    haha no small oo

  19. Anonymous says:

    hahahaha no be small unless no be dis country

  20. Damola says:

    And dos people dat want to command d other tenant as if dey are d landlod

  21. Holuwagbemiga says:

    Rofl..

  22. muller says:

    all the jokes here are just too funny….can’t just stop laughing

  23. YT'x Geowise says:

    i don die to laugh oooooooo

  24. Samuel says:

    I laugh til i tire

  25. Endurance says:

    Na true talk

  26. Anonymous says:

    No be lie

  27. Leshibanks says:

    Na Soooo,U No Lie

  28. Starny_banksz says:

    No be lies

  29. ade flexii says:

    d one wey sabi send children lyk kilode

  30. uye victoria says:

    hmmm very funny

  31. Jemima says:

    Lov ur jokes.ur best fan

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